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The Modern Day Love Letter

SAMPLE:

My ever dearest Breachelle,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Thursday, the 1st of February 2007.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st of February 2007 at 15:00 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your cute cousin, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. SuperStraightforward

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5 Comments

  • Reply pangister

    i’m one of them 😛

    May 9, 2007 at 8:01 am
  • Reply proserpina

    wow!. mabuhay ka sis!. hanep tlga posts mo!.

    August 6, 2007 at 8:02 am
  • Reply imadra

    i wanna meet one of those ‘real straight guy’!!! asap! LOLS!!

    August 10, 2007 at 8:02 am
  • Reply Subay

    ahoe ahoe….. batalyon pitbull on the go….

    ey pancakes check bla ;p http://blog.xmodx.com/2008/04/14/how-hackers-fall-inlove/

    April 15, 2008 at 8:02 am
  • Reply Talal Khan

    That seemed very professional. I wonder what’ll happen when you’ll be having kids? LOL

    June 14, 2016 at 6:42 am
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